Monday, August 13, 2012

WARNING: CHECK YOUR BALANCE!

I want to thank readers for sending in their "Cautionary Tales"! The story below is both terrifying and hilarious. Keep them coming, please!


A few years ago, I was dating a man who was completely inappropriate for me, but that’s beside the point. We had gone out and by the time we got back to my apartment he was visibly intoxicated. In the midst of our love making, he decided to pick me up off of the bed. Inebriated, he lost his balance and stumbled backwards until we both toppled to the floor. He landed in a seated position with me on top of him. Unfortunately for him, his “seat” crashed into a glass vase.


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After assessing the damage, we realized a piece of glass had gone into his upper thigh right under his buttocks.  Still drunk, he refused to go to the hospital and asked me to stitch the cut.  After a lot of arguing, I agreed. I used a clean sewing needle and black thread. When I was done, the wound looked like something out of a Tim Burton movie, but it did the trick. The next day I removed the “stiches” and bandaged him up. He limped for a couple of days but he was fine by the end of the week. I learned my lesson after that: no acrobatics after happy hour!

Submitted by: Anonymous




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2 comments:

  1. Omg that is one of the craziest stories ever I wish it was recorded you would have won millions!!!!!!!!

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  2. That's hilarious!! Reminds of Sabrina (the one with Harrison Ford)...oops! Haha happy sharefest :)

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